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Credit: @randomx123

Also @ranchodxrites for the question so we got to know about three apples tall Ramji

Angry Feminists: WHY SHOULD SITA HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE TRIAL BY FIRE, SHE WAS THE ONE KIDNAPPED!!!

𝗦𝗵𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗶: "Never" means Not Ever.

𝗨𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗮: "Studying" means Student Dying.

𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘃𝗶: "Blush" means Blood Rush.

𝗦𝗶𝘁𝗮: And "Idiot" means you three.

Surpanakha: So, what's your type?

Rama: I have a wife.

Surpanakha: So what's your type, then?

Rama: My wife.

Surpanakha: And what does she look like?

Rama: She looks like my wife.

Surpanakha: So what would you rate me out of 10?

Rama: Umm, I can't do that.

Surpanakha: Can't rate me at all?

Rama: I can't rate you at all.

Surpanakha: What would you rate your wife out of 10?

Rama: She broke my scale.

Rama: Because she's so beautiful.

Starting the Ramayan like

Vishnu: Ok, this time, my avatar is gonna be a king whose actions will set an example for all of humanity. I shall name him Rama.

Shiva:

An HC idea that I was having while talking with @stxrrynxghts about some Ramayan stuff,

Vishwamitra is the brother of Parashuram's grandmother

So it only makes sense if that one perticular scene in Ramayan played out like this

Parashuram, yelling at Ram for breaking Pinak: *normal Parashuram stuff*

Vishwamitra: Child. Stop yelling at my student.

*cue to Vishwamitra disapproved dadaji starring the shit out of Parashuram with the ghisa pita dadaji attitude and dialogues*

Vishwamitra: seriously, I've seen you being two apples tall, and now you behave like this? *More disapproved dadaji stare*

Parashuram:

Ram:

"...I MET GOD?!? ...AND TRIED TO SET HIM ON FIRE?!?"

-Ravan when he realized Hanuman was Shiva's avatar

Sugriva, to Hanuman and the rest of the army: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down

Sugriva, pulling out this chart: The benefits of killing him is I would get pushed way less-

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