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Techno: God knew I'd be too powerful if I could manage my emotions well.

Blood for the Blood Prince

Ranboo: Techno! Lovely day we're having— Why are you here?

Technoblade grunting: You left this.

[Drops Michael in front of Ranboo]

[Ranboo picks Micheal up on his hip]

Ranboo: Uhhh not that I'm not thankful or anything but how did you find him?

Technoblade: He stabbed me.

Ranboo: ....I'm sorry, what.

Michael: BLOOD!

[Techno grunting in approval]

Ranboo: Omygod there's two of them—

-technoblade

when god sends me to hell i want absolutely no hesitation. Just like a "girl bye" and a wave.

Philza: WHO STOLE MY SANDWICH!? I OUGHTA—

Technoblade: Ah, sorry that was me.

Philza: —make you some more, do you like peanut butter?

#incorrect technoblade