#incorrect regulus quotes

[dear-evanrosier]

"You never leave Hogwarts a virgin because Dumbledore fucks us all somehow"

-Regulus Black, probably

[dear-evanrosier]

Regulus: im gonna give you a detention for being out of bed after curfew

Lucius: do you know who my father is

Regulus: no, why? your mother never tell you?

[dear-evanrosier]

Regulus: I will stab you

Snape: I'd like to see you try

Regulus: *reaches into his pockets*

Regulus: ok I don't have my stabbing knife. I will cut you

[dear-evanrosier]

Regulus: guys my mom just admitted to being homophobic

Dorcas: all I said was that I wouldnt buy you an ice cream cone from McDonald's ?

Regulus: same thing!

[dear-evanrosier]

Regulus: I have a problem with a guy

Barty: as in you cant fit his dead body inside a bag problem or you like him provlem?

Regulus: ...the second one?