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Jamie, introducing Keeley: This is my better half

Jamie, introducing Roy: And this is my bitter half

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Ted: My policy is, if you see something, say something

Dani: I saw a frog on the footpath today

Ted: Outstanding! That's what I'm talking about people

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Jamie: *casually taking four stairs at a time*

Roy, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

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Jamie: I’m always the last one to know everything.

Dani: That’s not true.

Jamie: Yes, it is. I was the last one to know about Moe accidentally slipping in the hallway and landing in trash. I was the last one to know about Colin accidentally wearing his kit backwards. I was the last one to know about Jan’s crush on Richard.

Richard: What?!?

Jan: [turns red]

Jamie: Oh. It looks like I was second to last.

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Sam, planning a group Halloween costume: I assigned you each a greek god that I think matches you somehow.

Moe: Did you pick Artemis for me because I'm not interested in romance?

Colin: Did you pick Apollo for me because I'm gay?

Richard: Wait you picked Hephaestus for me... Are you calling me ugly?

Jan: I don't know, but I got Hera, and I would totally throw you off a mountain.

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Jamie, from another room: Do you ever get a pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?

Roy: No?