#incorrect seonghwa

[incorrect-staytiny]

Hongjoong: we saw you fall

Mingi: I didn’t fall, I was hugging the ground

Hongjoong: with tears in your eyes?

Mingi:

Mingi: it was a very emotional moment

[sanssmiile]

ateez as things me & my friend have said h!gh 6

seonghwa: what size is he?

hongjoong: large, fucking humongous

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seonghwa: can i take a pic to blackmail you?

wooyoung: no?!

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yunho: i don't wanna be in the 'i survived' book!

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yeosang: i'm taking this man's dead mom's frog if he doesn't give us five dollars

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san: do the gods grant me nacho fries today? fuck no

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yunho: we're both twenty one what are we doing?

mingi: we're playing on the playground what do you mean what are we doing??

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wooyoung: ima start barking if they don't let us in

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jongho: ima clean this bitch so it doesn't explode on me

[staytiny-culture]

Yunho: so I’ve finally mastered the iPhone ring tone on the keyboard

Yunho: let’s see what happens

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Seonghwa: OKAY WHOSE PHONE IS RINGING IT’S THE FIFTH TIME NOW

Yunho: ah. a success. spicy

[incorrect-staytiny]

Kidnapper: we have your child

Hongjoong: which one, we have six

Kidnapped: the loud, annoying one who never shuts up

Seonghwa: which one, we have four

[incorrect-staytiny]

Seonghwa: [handing Yunho soup]

Half of Seonghwa’s brain: careful, it’s hot

Other half of Seonghwa’s brain: I made some soup

Seonghwa: careful, it’s soup

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San: this is boring

Seonghwa: I told you I was going to the store

San: why did you invite me

Seonghwa: I didn’t. I specifically said ‘do not come with me’ and you said ‘don’t tell me what to do’ and followed me here

[incorrect-staytiny]

Wooyoung, San, and Jongho: [start screaming]

Seonghwa, bursting into the room: what’s wrong Jongho??

San: why are you only asking him?

Seonghwa: Jongho screams at emergencies, you two scream at any chance you get

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Wooyoung: [sitting next to Seonghwa while squeezing a rubber chicken]

Seonghwa: [ignores him]

Wooyoung: [squeezes the chicken right next to his ear]

Seonghwa: [hits Wooyoung in the stomach, causing him to double over in pain and fall onto Seonghwas lap]

Seonghwa: [starts stroking Wooyoungs hair as if he didn’t just hit him]

Jongho: you two have a very weird way of showing your love for each other