Seonghwa: Why are you smiling, did something good happen?
Hongjoong: What, I can’t smile without reason these days?
San, from the other room: Mingi tripped and fell in the parking lot
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Seonghwa: Why are you smiling, did something good happen?
Hongjoong: What, I can’t smile without reason these days?
San, from the other room: Mingi tripped and fell in the parking lot
Wooyoung: How do you tell someone politely that you want to hit them with a brick?
Jongho: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.
San: That was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.
Incorrect ATEEZ Quotes #2
Hongjoong: What are the signs of teenage depression?
Seonghwa: Why do you ask?
Hongjoong: I saw Jongho drop a sock in the laundry room and he just looked at it and said ‘Why has God forsaken me?’
ATEEZ Incorrect Quotes #3
Hongjoong: Someone told me that I was immature and needed to grow up. So guess who’s not allowed in my treehouse now, BITCH?
ATEEZ Incorrect Quotes #5
Mingi: MY ARMKLES
Wooyoung: His what now?
Seonghwa, rubbing his temples: Wrists. He means his wrists
Jeongin: What’s the easiest way to a man’s wallet?
Chan: Knife to his throat?
Minho: Gun to the back?
Changbin: Poison in his cup?
Jeongin: You’re all horrible.
Yunho: so I’ve finally mastered the iPhone ring tone on the keyboard
Yunho: let’s see what happens
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Seonghwa: OKAY WHOSE PHONE IS RINGING IT’S THE FIFTH TIME NOW
Yunho: ah. a success. spicy
Reblog if it’s okay for me to not reveal myself/ make an ‘About Me’ post till I’m comfortable enough to do it.
BTW guys I’m gonna post my first fic soon, like some time between the 16th to the end of this month, so pleaase just check it out for me.
Fic was requested by @pastelyeosan . Shoutout to you, I owe you one.