Sep 25, 2023
Hongjoong: we saw you fall
Mingi: I didn’t fall, I was hugging the ground
Hongjoong: with tears in your eyes?
Mingi:
Mingi: it was a very emotional moment
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Hongjoong: we saw you fall
Mingi: I didn’t fall, I was hugging the ground
Hongjoong: with tears in your eyes?
Mingi:
Mingi: it was a very emotional moment
Hongjoong: so there I was
Mingi: barbecue sauce on your tiddies?
Hongjoong:
Hongjoong: me and my tiddies are gonna pretend we didn't hear that.
ateez as things me & my friend have said h!gh 6
seonghwa: what size is he?
hongjoong: large, fucking humongous
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seonghwa: can i take a pic to blackmail you?
wooyoung: no?!
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yunho: i don't wanna be in the 'i survived' book!
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yeosang: i'm taking this man's dead mom's frog if he doesn't give us five dollars
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san: do the gods grant me nacho fries today? fuck no
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yunho: we're both twenty one what are we doing?
mingi: we're playing on the playground what do you mean what are we doing??
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wooyoung: ima start barking if they don't let us in
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jongho: ima clean this bitch so it doesn't explode on me
San: You have 3 wishes, mingi...
Mingi: I wish for more wishes
San: You can't wish like that
Mingi: I wish I could wish like that
San: That's not how it works
Mingi: I wish that's how it works
San:.... Yeosang, you have 3 wishes
Yeosang: LINES!
Mingi: [throwing stones at Yunho’s window]
Yunho: you have a phone for a reason, Mingi!
[THUD]
Yunho: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW-
Mingi: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
San: strong
Wooyoung: weak
Yeosang: an idiot
Hongjoong: be the leader of the group, they said
Mingi, from a distance: PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT
Yunho: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER, GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER
Yeosang: YOU MEAN THE WATER BUCKET??
Jongho: [throws an empty water bucket at Yeosang’s head and knocks him out]
Wooyoung: [screams]
[distant explosions]
Hongjoong, eye twitching: it will be fun, they said
San, mentoring Mingi: Okay, what’s the first rule
Mingi: rock-paper-scissors if you can’t solve it
San: second rule?
Mingi: if Hongjoong tells you no, go to Seonghwa