#incorrect yeosang

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Jongho: so you’re telling me I’m supposed to squeeze the stress ball and not just throw it at whoever is stressing me out?

Yeosang, consoling San: yes

[sanssmiile]

ateez as things me & my friend have said h!gh 6

seonghwa: what size is he?

hongjoong: large, fucking humongous

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seonghwa: can i take a pic to blackmail you?

wooyoung: no?!

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yunho: i don't wanna be in the 'i survived' book!

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yeosang: i'm taking this man's dead mom's frog if he doesn't give us five dollars

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san: do the gods grant me nacho fries today? fuck no

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yunho: we're both twenty one what are we doing?

mingi: we're playing on the playground what do you mean what are we doing??

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wooyoung: ima start barking if they don't let us in

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jongho: ima clean this bitch so it doesn't explode on me

[in-correct]

Wooyoung: someone roast me lol

Yeosang: sometimes yo—

Wooyoung: [already sobbing] fuck you too

[allaboutincorrectkpop]

San: You have 3 wishes, mingi...

Mingi: I wish for more wishes

San: You can't wish like that

Mingi: I wish I could wish like that

San: That's not how it works

Mingi: I wish that's how it works

San:.... Yeosang, you have 3 wishes

Yeosang: LINES!

[incorrect-staytiny]

Yeosang: do you want a tarot reading

Jongho: those are Pokémon cards

Yeosang: you got a magikarp

Jongho:

Yeosang: it means you fucked up

[incorrect-staytiny]

San: this world is dark and cold and everyone dies alone

Yeosang: I’m sorry Wooyoung didn’t kiss you goodbye this morning, but we have to go train

[incorrect-staytiny]

Hongjoong: be the leader of the group, they said

Mingi, from a distance: PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT

Yunho: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER, GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER

Yeosang: YOU MEAN THE WATER BUCKET??

Jongho: [throws an empty water bucket at Yeosang’s head and knocks him out]

Wooyoung: [screams]

[distant explosions]

Hongjoong, eye twitching: it will be fun, they said

[incorrect-staytiny]

Kidnapper: I have your friend

Yeosang: you have Wooyoung?

Kidnapper: yes

Yeosang: good luck with that