Jul 3, 2023
Jongho: so you’re telling me I’m supposed to squeeze the stress ball and not just throw it at whoever is stressing me out?
Yeosang, consoling San: yes
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Jongho: so you’re telling me I’m supposed to squeeze the stress ball and not just throw it at whoever is stressing me out?
Yeosang, consoling San: yes
ateez as things me & my friend have said h!gh 6
seonghwa: what size is he?
hongjoong: large, fucking humongous
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seonghwa: can i take a pic to blackmail you?
wooyoung: no?!
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yunho: i don't wanna be in the 'i survived' book!
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yeosang: i'm taking this man's dead mom's frog if he doesn't give us five dollars
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san: do the gods grant me nacho fries today? fuck no
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yunho: we're both twenty one what are we doing?
mingi: we're playing on the playground what do you mean what are we doing??
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wooyoung: ima start barking if they don't let us in
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jongho: ima clean this bitch so it doesn't explode on me
[San playing with a puppy]
San: Come on! I know you can answer!
Jongho: That's just a sweet puppy! Why do you think it can talk?!
San: Mingi can talk
Jongho: But Mingi is a intelligent being, he...
You know what, maybe it can talk...
Yeosang: do you want a tarot reading
Jongho: those are Pokémon cards
Yeosang: you got a magikarp
Jongho:
Yeosang: it means you fucked up
Wooyoung, San, and Jongho: [start screaming]
Seonghwa, bursting into the room: what’s wrong Jongho??
San: why are you only asking him?
Seonghwa: Jongho screams at emergencies, you two scream at any chance you get
Jongho: what’s the height of stupidity?
Yeosang, looking at Wooyoung: 5’7. Maybe 5’8
Wooyoung: [sitting next to Seonghwa while squeezing a rubber chicken]
Seonghwa: [ignores him]
Wooyoung: [squeezes the chicken right next to his ear]
Seonghwa: [hits Wooyoung in the stomach, causing him to double over in pain and fall onto Seonghwas lap]
Seonghwa: [starts stroking Wooyoungs hair as if he didn’t just hit him]
Jongho: you two have a very weird way of showing your love for each other
Hongjoong: be the leader of the group, they said
Mingi, from a distance: PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT
Yunho: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER, GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER
Yeosang: YOU MEAN THE WATER BUCKET??
Jongho: [throws an empty water bucket at Yeosang’s head and knocks him out]
Wooyoung: [screams]
[distant explosions]
Hongjoong, eye twitching: it will be fun, they said