#incorrect sh quotes

[fedyorivans-moved]

Alec: My resolution is to be more sensitive to the feelings of others.

Alec: *smacks Simon*

Simon: That hurt!

Alec: I feel your pain.

[incorrectherondales]

jace: i'm like rapunzel. except, instead of letting my hair down, i'm letting everyone else down.

magnus: well i'm like tinkerbell. i need attention or i die.

[khaleesiofalicante]

Alec: Alright. I have good news and bad news.

Jace: Bad news first cause my dad always said the good news might be a lie.

Alec:

Jace: Fun fact. He made me cry a lot too.

[uzukage-naruto]

Magnus Bane as  Tahani Al-Jamil quotes

[a-mess-for-malec]

Magnus: Alexander, look! I can fit the entire world in my hands.

Alec: Magnus, I know you’re a warlock but that’s not poss-

Magnus: (cups Alec’s face)

Alec: *blushes*

Alec: Mags, I have a reputation.

[cityofincorrectquotes]

Max: Um, is there alcohol in this?

Magnus: Oh god, honey. No. What kind of Father do you think I am?

Magnus: Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.

[hurleyquinnzel]

Magnus: It's kind of cold

Alec: Here, take my jacket

Magnus: I love you

Simon: I'm cold, too

Jace: Well damn, Simon, I can't control the weather!

[beginwithakiss]

Clary: *on the phone* Can I talk to Simon?

Jace: The old Simon can't come to the phone right now.

Jace: Why?

Jace: Oh, coz he's dead.

Alec: quite literally.