✨Bat✨

Hi! 28 she/her I unfortunately can’t draw so this will mostly be text posts. Maybe a fic too. Enjoy :)

[arthuluart]

Don’t crush your CMO this has been a PSA

[batnardomcfly]

FMC overhearing Draco and Harry getting into an argument

Draco: “My father will hear about this!”

FMC groans: “My father this, my father that. Come on! Put your big boy pants on and fight!”

Draco: “Stay out of it filthy mudblood”

FMC: “Oh shut up Malfoy. FIGHT! FIGHT!”

[batnardomcfly]

Headcannon that Vulcans can actually communicate with animals so when Bones takes Jim and Spock down to the McCoy Family Farm for shore leave, Spock starts introducing himself to them which pisses Leonard off.

“Will you get OFF my horse, dammit! You don’t come onto someone else’s farm and ride their horse without permission.”

Spock gives him a confused look, “DaisyBelle invited me to ride her, she offered to show me the grounds.”

Jim snickers, “You named your horse DaisyBelle?”

“Yes I named my horse DaisyBelle do you have a problem with that?” McCoy snaps, “Now off!”

DaisyBelle neighs and Spock replies, “I agree. He does have a bad temper.”

[batnardomcfly]

what’s 5+2?

GIRL lmao it’s 7 <3

[batnardomcfly]

James T. Kirk dragging his emotional support husbands on every mission

[batnardomcfly]

Found this gem in my grandmas pantry YEARS ago and just found it again on my old phone

[batnardomcfly]

You guys want to hear the most crazy-fucked up-want to beat the shit out of someone-news ever??

All I’ve heard today from 11:30am-8pm (current time now) is

Fucking

LAWNMOWERS

[batnardomcfly]

Bridge crew walking into sickbay with a bouquet of flowers: Happy Mothers Day Doctor McCoy :)

Bones, looking at all of them: I’m not your mother?

Jim: Bones you take care of not only me but the entire ship, you’re the glue that holds us together. You’re basically the ships mother

Bones: Well can y’all do your mother a favor and stop nearly dying on every mission

[fourth-wall-inc]

Sooo.. I def went overboard with this one, I could probably spend another 3 hours on it if I wanted to. But I'm happy I actually pushed myself to finish it

[didy414]

thunder in my heart

[batnardomcfly]

McCoy waiting in the transporter room after an emergency medical beam up.

“So, did you trip over a rock and have your shirt ripped off.”

Jim, covered in blood shirtless, hanging onto Spock for dear life after beaming aboard, “You know Bones, I’m getting sick of the sarcasm.”

“And I’m sick of you almost dying on every mission and yet, here we are!”

“Doctor the Captain is in dire need of medical attention.”

“No what he is in dire need of is a four leaf clover.”

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[no-one-offical]

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[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

[batnardomcfly]

I used to say “stressy stressy lemon depressy”

[batnardomcfly]

Bones

[batnardomcfly]

You know if you think about it, the whole Resident Evil franchise is just the adult version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Except there are no turtles.

Or ninjas.

[batnardomcfly]

Me every time I see Doctor McCoy on screen. Credit to my friend @sapphirelotus who made this for me

[batnardomcfly]

Magnus popping into Alec’s room pissed: Why even have a phone if you don’t use it!

Alec, confused: I-I what? I was just taking a shower??

Magnus: For an hour? I thought you were dead!

Alec: I don’t respond immediately and you think I’m dead?!

Magnus: I have a lot of enemies Alexander.

Alec, stunned: How….how many-

Magnus: Too many! Come on you’re sleeping at my place tonight!

[batnardomcfly]

If they don’t like you at your lowest

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Then they can’t have you at your highest