✨Bat✨

Hi! 28 she/her I unfortunately can’t draw so this will mostly be text posts. Maybe a fic too. Enjoy :)

[batnardomcfly]

Bridge crew walking into sickbay with a bouquet of flowers: Happy Mothers Day Doctor McCoy :)

Bones, looking at all of them: I’m not your mother?

Jim: Bones you take care of not only me but the entire ship, you’re the glue that holds us together. You’re basically the ships mother

Bones: Well can y’all do your mother a favor and stop nearly dying on every mission

[fourth-wall-inc]

Sooo.. I def went overboard with this one, I could probably spend another 3 hours on it if I wanted to. But I'm happy I actually pushed myself to finish it

[didy414]

thunder in my heart

[batnardomcfly]

McCoy waiting in the transporter room after an emergency medical beam up.

“So, did you trip over a rock and have your shirt ripped off.”

Jim, covered in blood shirtless, hanging onto Spock for dear life after beaming aboard, “You know Bones, I’m getting sick of the sarcasm.”

“And I’m sick of you almost dying on every mission and yet, here we are!”

“Doctor the Captain is in dire need of medical attention.”

“No what he is in dire need of is a four leaf clover.”

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[no-one-offical]

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[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

[batnardomcfly]

I used to say “stressy stressy lemon depressy”

[batnardomcfly]

Bones

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You know if you think about it, the whole Resident Evil franchise is just the adult version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Except there are no turtles.

Or ninjas.

[batnardomcfly]

Me every time I see Doctor McCoy on screen. Credit to my friend @sapphirelotus who made this for me

[batnardomcfly]

Magnus popping into Alec’s room pissed: Why even have a phone if you don’t use it!

Alec, confused: I-I what? I was just taking a shower??

Magnus: For an hour? I thought you were dead!

Alec: I don’t respond immediately and you think I’m dead?!

Magnus: I have a lot of enemies Alexander.

Alec, stunned: How….how many-

Magnus: Too many! Come on you’re sleeping at my place tonight!

[batnardomcfly]

If they don’t like you at your lowest

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Then they can’t have you at your highest

[batnardomcfly]

Caine: Goodmorning my little daffodils! Todays adventure is-

Bubble: 7 minutes in Heaven.

Caine: Interesting! Never heard of that one, whats it about Bubble?

Bubble: Everybody fucks

Caine: - - -

Caine: What the fuck is wrong with you?

[ruffles-n-ribbons]

i don’t know if anyone will remember me and the oneshot i wrote alongside this piece back in 2023. but if u do… Hi

[batnardomcfly]

The Amazing Digital Circus fans! What are we thinking about Pomni and Jax?

Ship them!!

Chaotic brother/sister duo

Voting ended onMar 31

[everything-sterek]

Reblog if you ship Sterek.

I want to see how many of us are out there.

[batnardomcfly]

Hate how I sleep with three blankets and my feet are still cold

[batnardomcfly]

Stiles, singing: Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort

Derek: Life? I thought it was wife

Stiles: Why would it be wife? For what reason would I cut my wife to pieces?

Derek: …It was my last resort

[batnardomcfly]

There are so many unfinished fics and AUs in my drafts box that I don’t know how to finish or write and it’s starting to freak me out 😭😭