#incorrect skk

[soukokuchild]

drunk Chuuya, flirting with Dazai: no one... will find your body...

dazai: ???

chuuya: ...as attractive as I do

dazai:

[ash-chan5]

dazai: hi slug

chuuya: last time i saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. what are you up to these days?

dazai: it varies from moment to moment.

[myreygn]

[Dazai and Chuuya get arrested]

Dazai: So, who do we call?

Chuuya: I'd call Kouyou, but I feel safer in jail.

[huachengslastbraincell]

bsd (mostly skk) as text posts

[road-kill-dog]

Dazai: what can you bring to this partnership?

Chuuya: your untimely death, hopefully

[lucathy]

atsushi: I can't find chuuya-san anywhere

dazai: I got this

dazai: *clears throat*

dazai: Chuuya, there's something I want you to hear before I die

chuuya, bursting through the window: WTH!? THIS ISN'T YOUR PLACE TO–

dazai: found him

[soukokuchild]

Dazai: I laced my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me they'll be in for a nasty surprise

Chuuya:

Chuuya: what the fuck are you doing here

[soukokuchild]

Dazai: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Chuuya: Twelve, actually.

Dazai: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Chuuya: Yours!

Dazai: That's right: no one's.