#incorrect dazai

[incrtbsd]

Ranpo: Wow, Poe, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Poe: We literally slept together yesterday.

Ranpo: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

[ramen8008]

Chuuya: I will not hesitate to strangle you

Dazai: you aren't tall enough

[thebookofthefaeries]

Atushi kicking dazai out of the oil can : How would you rate your pain?

Dazai: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend

[lucathy]

atsushi: I can't find chuuya-san anywhere

dazai: I got this

dazai: *clears throat*

dazai: Chuuya, there's something I want you to hear before I die

chuuya, bursting through the window: WTH!? THIS ISN'T YOUR PLACE TO–

dazai: found him

[iusedtohaveatopic]

Dazai:[at a barber shop] So. I want it all off.

Barber: Huh?

Dazai:[gesturing to his head] I want it all off!

Barber: So you want to be bald?

Dazai: No. Please decapitate me.

[bigweebenergy]

Chuuya: I hope you get hit by a car.

Dazai: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

[ramen8008]

Chuuya: your face is triggering me

Dazai: oooh could it be...affection

Chuuya: SHUT up

[ramen8008]

Dazai: guess what I'm about to get

Kunikida: on my nerves