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Ranpo: Wow, Poe, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Poe: We literally slept together yesterday.

Ranpo: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Chuuya: I will not hesitate to strangle you

Dazai: you aren't tall enough

atsushi: I can't find chuuya-san anywhere

dazai: I got this

dazai: *clears throat*

dazai: Chuuya, there's something I want you to hear before I die

chuuya, bursting through the window: WTH!? THIS ISN'T YOUR PLACE TO–

dazai: found him

Chuuya: your face is triggering me

Dazai: oooh could it be...affection

Chuuya: SHUT up

Tachihara: Where are you going?

Teruko: To get ice cream or commit a felony! I’ll decide on the way there.

Atsushi, trying to fill out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Dazai: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Chuuya: I, personally, was created in a lab.

Sigma: I just straight up spawned.

Dazai, admiring a sleeping Chuuya: You’re so cute.

Chuuya, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Dazai, lovingly: I know.

#incorrect chuuya