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Dazai: so I have a plan

Atsushi: I don't really like your plans

Dazai: I'm the best at plans

Kunikida: no you're not

Dazai: name one bad plan I've had

Kunikida: *pulls out binder*

Dazai: ...

Kunikida: you want to go chronological, alphabetical or-

*Dazai falls through ceiling and lands on his face, breaking a window*

Atsushi, not even turning around: Good morning, Dazai.

Dazai, getting up like nothing happened: Good morning.

atsushi: I can't find chuuya-san anywhere

dazai: I got this

dazai: *clears throat*

dazai: Chuuya, there's something I want you to hear before I die

chuuya, bursting through the window: WTH!? THIS ISN'T YOUR PLACE TO–

dazai: found him

Atsushi: I'm not that fun

Akutagawa: your frequent stupidity entertains me greatly

Atsushi, trying to fill out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Dazai: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Chuuya: I, personally, was created in a lab.

Sigma: I just straight up spawned.

Dazai: Akutagawa, keep an eye on Atsushi today. He might say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Akutagawa: Sure, I’d love to see Atsushi get punched.

Dazai: Try again.

Akutagawa, sighing: I will stop Atsushi from getting punched.

Dazai: You have to apologize to Atsushi.

Akutagawa: Fine.

Akutagawa, to Atsushi: Unfuck you or whatever.

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