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Slytherin: I went out yesterday… I need a rest period before I do again

Hufflepuff: How are you gonna survive in this world?

Slytherin: Spite

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Slytherin: If you could be in any house besides your own, which would you want to be in?

Hufflepuff: Slytherin!

Slytherin: Why?

Hufflepuff: Because then I'd be with you all the time!

Slytherin:

Slytherin, crying: Okay

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slytherin: are you a painting?

hufflepuff: ??

slytherin: because i want to pin you to the wall

gryffindor: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING

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Ravenclaw: You have to kill Sly.

Hufflepuff: I can't.

Raven: Why?

Puff: You don't have all the facts.

Raven: Which are?

Puff: I love them

*Watching film*

Hufflepuff: I’m sat here watching being like ‘this scene is quite emotional’ and out of the corner of my eye I can just see you playing with playdoh

Slytherin: Leave my playdoh alone… it gives me something to fidget with

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Hufflepuff: Just for that you’re not getting your garlic bread

Slytherin: *laughing*

Hufflepuff: Nah actually… I’m gonna decrust all your pizza!

Slytherin: Wow! Now that’s a threat! Shit…

Hufflepuff: I give you full permission to throw this at my head *hands Slytherin their vape tank*

Slytherin: NO! I will happily hit you with a pillow but not something that’s made of glass! That would hurt you!

Hufflepuff: Aww it’s nice that you don’t want to hurt me

Slytherin: Besides I can’t afford the prison time

Hufflepuff: WOW!

*DEAN (Supernatural) - This has something to do with your freaky fetish for serial killers.*

Hufflepuff: *Stares at Slytherin*

Slytherin: I don’t have a fetish for serial killers!

Hufflepuff: *Silent staring*

Slytherin: I just admire their work

Hufflepuff: *judging*

Slytherin: I’m kidding

Hufflepuff: *pause* So who’s your favourite serial killer babe?

Slytherin: Jack the Ripper

Hufflepuff: A normal person wouldn’t have an answer to that!

Slytherin: Who wants to be normal?

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