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slytherin: are you a painting?

hufflepuff: ??

slytherin: because i want to pin you to the wall

gryffindor: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING

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hufflepuff: forgive and forget ... forgive and forget

*three days later*

ravenclaw: you ready for that test in charms?

hufflepuff: oh no, i forgave the teacher for assigning it but i forgot it still existed

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ravenclaw, dropping off gryffindor: have a safe trip home

gryffindor: can't guarantee that

ravenclaw, driving off: then die

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gryffindor, trying to flirt: your bracelet makes you look like a ,,,,, prisoner?

hufflepuff:

gryffindor: OF LOVE !!!! PRISONER OF LOVE !!!! FROM ME- WAIT

slytherin, watching from afar: oh my god

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the houses at a zoo

peacock: *lifts their feathers up*

slytherin: woah haha it wants to mate with you !

gryffindor, starting to take off their shirt: its not my ideal type but i can work with it

hufflepuff, hiding behind ravenclaw's back: TAKE THAT BACK, SLY, TAKE IT BACK

ravenclaw, highly amused: wait not yet though, i wanna see what happens next

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slytherin, reading a recipe: beat 3 eggs?? in hand to hand combat or...?

hufflepuff, waking up in a cold sweat: something’s wrong, i can feel it

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hufflepuff: there's only one way to decide: rock paper scissors!!

slytherin: *does rock*

hufflepuff: *does scissors*

hufflepuff: i lost :(

slytherin:

hufflepuff: :(

slytherin: oH NO YOU WON!!! this is a soft rock

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hufflepuff: i had a fight with gryffindor and they told me to go to hell D:

slytherin: so you came to me, huh?