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[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.

slytherin: are you a painting?

hufflepuff: ??

slytherin: because i want to pin you to the wall

gryffindor: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING

Slytherin: I'm sorry, you WHAT?!

Gryffindor: I-

Slytherin: Hufflepuff! I can't do this. Please deal with them.

Slytherin: *storms away*

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Gryffindor: oh beloved parent of mine-

Hufflepuff: You shut the f*ck up

gryffindor: why can’t dinasaurs clap?

ravenclaw: because their hands are too short—

slytherin: because they’re dead.

Outmatched

Gryffindors: You want to fight?

Slytherin: But there's two of you and only one of me...

Gryffindors: Yea?

Slytherin: You dont stand a chance.

Draco: OH MY GOD I HATE YOUR FACE WHY ARE YOU SUCH A LIFE RUINER

Harry: *visible confusion*

Pansy, walks over to him: He thinks your hot

Murder me

Gryffindor: Run fast, or I'll kill ya!

Slytherin: *started sprinting*

Gryffindor: ...not towards me tho

Hermione, an only child: I can't believe you lied to family. Ginny, knowingly: Lies are the glue that keeps families together.

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