#incorrect spongebob

[deafblindshorty]

Mr. Krabs tells Squidward he adopted a baby whale

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, are you nuts?! We're talking about a whale. Whales eat guys like us! Krabs: But she's so little. Squidward: She's gonna get bigger.

[shadow-coolness]

why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature

Spongebob before he worked at the Krab

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Cameron, standing in front of a grave: Am I really going to defile this grave for money...

...OF COURSE I AM!

[deafblindshorty]

For the love of Thalassa, someone tell me what I did! Who I cheesed off to have you dumped in my lap?!

-Krabs, when SpongeBob messes up

[deafblindshorty]

During Mimic Madness

Plankton: Want me to kill him? Patrick and Sandy: Do not kill him! Plankton: Come on, I'll be quick.

[deafblindshorty]

I'm afraid I've done many things in my life I'm not proud of. No, no. I'm proud of most of them.

-Eugene Krabs, probably

[deafblindshorty]

I knew there was more to you than money!

-Mrs. Puff to Eugene Krabs, probably

[shadow-coolness]

I may not have a brain gentlemen, but i have an idea.

Patrick