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lambert: found out the carpenter in ard carraigh got arrested for selling fisstech

vesemir: what?!

lambert: you just never really know people...

lambert: i've been going to this guy for years...

lambert: never even knew he was a carpenter.

*SHRIEKS IN SHEER HORNINESS*

vesemir: honestly, lambert, do you even remember the ABCs of healing?

lambert:

lambert: a

lambert: bone...

lambert:

lambert: ...coming out of the skin is very bad?

keira: we need to distract the wild hunt

lambert: right.

keira: what are you going to do?

lambert: i'm going to kill them all. that oughta distract 'em.

lambert, very drunk: i don't know if you know much about space, but me, i'm a fucking master. ask me anything about space?

keira, equally drunk: is it big?

lambert: probably

roche: i will not stand here and be insulted!

iorveth: then stand somewhere else and i'll insult you, i don't care.

philippa: i have the sharpest memory. name one time i forgot something.

triss: you left me in a walmart parking lot like two weeks ago

philippa: i did that on purpose. try again.

dudu: i'm dudu. that's not my real name, it's just a nickname.

geralt: what's dudu short for?

dandelion: he's a halfling.

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