mentholmuse @mentholmuse - Tumblr Blog

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

if we all just got in the water and pushed

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

ozempicofficial

loveridden1999

pisshandkerchief

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

dragon-in-a-fez

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

beaniebuggz

i love klance i love voltron i love klance sm omggg

burgerfiend14

Spiderklance

beaniebuggz

a quick lil post war klance thing i did because im self indulgent

jame7t

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors