Richard: I’m nothing in my soul if not obsessive.
Also Richard: No, I’m not in love with all my male friends. And don’t mention how I was only attracted to Camila because she looked so much like Charles. Or how I blindly followed Henry even though he was actively committing crimes in front of my face because I thought he was handsome. Shut up about Francis, I don’t like him, it’s just when he kissed me I was filled with such incomparable arousal that I’ve never been able to find with any woman I’ve ever been with before or afterwards. It’s irrelevant that I was constantly describing all my friends like they were Gods come to earth. Shut up. I’m straight.
