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Hello, I write random kpop things. That's pretty much it (also I've decided not to do scenarios or reactions for Pristin at the moment, sorry)

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Vernon: So...have you ever wondered what it would be like to fit your whole hand in your mouth?

S.coups: No, and please don't try it.

Seungkwan: Hey, I can do that!

S.coups: Seungkwan, you're not helping...

Vernon: Let me try!

Vernon: *starts choking on his hand*

S.coups : VERNON NO-

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Hoshi and Woozi in a Chem lab.

Hoshi: Hm, paradichlorobenzene isn't corrosive right?

Woozi: Not usually, but that depends on what it's mixed with. Why?

Hoshi: Well... let’s say I got some on my hand...

Woozi: What was it mixed with?

Hoshi: Unknown B....

Woozi: WHAT?!

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Vernon: So...if a sheep made cake for a living...would it be a battering ram?

Seungkwan: Vernon, what drugs are you on?...  

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"There are very nice and exact measuring devices you can buy for this procedure, but we’re at a community college so we’re going to be using Styrofoam cups." ARE YOU ONE OF MY CLASSMATES?! I have a chemistry professor in community college who said that! I was so shocked when I read that one and was like 0-0 my professor did said that.

Lmao, do you go to del mar?

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Seventeen as shit my professors have said.

S.coups: My students are like my children, I care for you and I want you to succeed and get good grades; however, I don't care for you enough for horsey-rides or anything.

Jeonghan: Actually, I'm so good looking that a past student wrote me a 7 page love poem, single spaced.

Joshua: While I completely understand and respect where you're coming from, you can't cite "Jesus" in your paper.

Jun: You know, I've had 5 students email me to complement my ass, but I still don't know if I'm a decent professor or not.

Hoshi: There are very nice and exact measuring devices you can buy for this procedure, but we're at a community college so we're going to be using Styrofoam cups.

Wonwoo: Now, allow me to play you the very accurate theme song of the year. *Proceeds to play Life is Shit, by The Dead Milkmen*

Woozi: *Tries to climb on top of a podium to fix the projector*If I fall and die you all get F's.

DK: Blessed are the horse gamblers.

Mingyu: You guys should have been here on Tuesday, I took the lid off of the reaction too soon and blew up the front half of the lab.

The8: Our lab has its own exit, so if the building catches fire we can leave unharmed while everyone else burns.

Seungkwan: Oh no...It seems I've just sucked a fish through the filtration system, what have I done.

Vernon: If anyone in the U.S. ran a campaign ad where they killed a dragon and had laser eyes I'd instantly vote for them.

Dino: Come on, this equation isn't so bad, it's not like it's rocket sci-...Oh...well actually it is. My bad.

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Mark: Gather around everyone, we have a problem.

Chenle: What? The fire?

Mark: No, the....wait, there’s a fire?

Chenle: Never mind that, this sounds wayyyy more interesting.

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Joshua: Hi, my name is Joshua.

Joshua: Josh for short.

Joshua: Joshu for medium.

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Seventeen as Lab Partners.

~Courtesy of me taking 3 classes with labs this semester.~

S.Coups:

-Generally confused.

-He does his best and tries to help you to the best of his ability.

-Very organized.

-Almost grabbed a stock bottle of HCl instead of water.

Jeonghan:

-"The only thing hotter than this Bunsen burner is me".

-Got in trouble with the instructor, because "looking fabulous" is not an excuse to violate dress code.

-Thinks the 3D model for a Benzene ring looks like a crown.

-Actually knows what he's doing.

Joshua:

-Super sweet and helpful.

-Speaks Latin for some reason.

-Remembers every element and their atomic masses/numbers.

-Gets emotional during dissections.

Jun:

-Flirts with people to get them to do his work.

-Wants to be a model after college.

-Talks about oddly personal things during lab.

-Grabbed the wrong automatic pipette and doused the desk in C6H12.

Hoshi:

-Very helpful when it comes to carrying things.

-Don't let him help with anything else.

-Pretends he's wolverine using test tubes full of corrosives.

-Somehow ends up with an A in the class.

Wonwoo:

-Read the entire textbook before classes started.

-Walking terminology dictionary.

-Secretly does his lab calculations before going to lab because math isn't his best subject.

-Enjoys dissections way too much.

Woozi:

-Knows what he's doing and let's everyone else know it as well.

-"You can't do that, really?".

-Is really nice outside of lab.

-Everyone is pretty sure his last name is secretly "Rutherford".

DK:

-Excited to be doing science.

-Lived off of Bill Nye as a kid.

-Won't let you carry any beakers because he doesn't want you to hurt yourself.

-Maxed the gas output on a Bunsen burner then lit a match, because it wasn't working.

Mingyu:

-Can reach all of the fancy beakers.

-Isn't allowed to use any of the fancy beakers because he drops them.

-Does his labs within a decent amount of time, and then helps with yours.

-Still doesn't totally understand the concept of Significant Figures.

The8:

-Surprisingly serious.

-Wears latex gloves when handling everything (even water).

-Forgets to take his goggles off outside of lab.

-Happy to help with any calculations.

Seungkwan:

-Strategically picked the desk next to the fire extinguisher.

-Caustic chemicals make him nervous.

-Over-dramatic whenever anything spills.

-Constantly making bad chemical puns.

Vernon:

-Yahoo answers is his go-to for lab help.

-Tries to rap the periodic table to memorize it, and fails, because wtf rhymes with half of the stuff.

-Shows you memes during lab.

-Fell out of his chair laughing when he discovered L-Fucitol.

Dino:

-Does his best.

-Actually lets you help him if he doesn't understand something.

-Strangely good at balancing complex chemical equations.

-Secretly a nursing student.

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The8: Well it’s not like I’m afraid of thunder itself, I’m just a bit of a Phonophobe.

Hoshi: You’re afraid of telephones?!

The8: …Are you an idiot?

[salty-fangirls]

ASTRO IS IN TROUBLE

Fantagio is facing financial and media legalities in Korea due to changes within the company. Their comeback could mean everything, and the boys are very very scared. So kpop family (yes this fucking ass family that dates back from the first hallyu wave) get your fucking act together and help AROHAs. Go stream, vote, WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO FUCKING DO IT 

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Vernon: Listen guys, in this world, it's either yeet or be yeeten.

S. coups: I'm literally begging you to stop.

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Woozi: You know what I’ve always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night, when the blanket can’t possibly cover you completely?

Mingyu: It's four in the morning!

Woozi: So you can't sleep, huh?

Woozi: ... Is it the blanket?

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Chenle: So, I'm eating this Russian chocolate that I found, and it had a horse magnet inside. Is that normal?

Jisung: Maybe it was like a Russian Kinder Surprise egg?

Jeno: Doubtful, also that chocolate looks like it's made of coal.

Chenle: It tasted like coal.

Renjun: Chenle, I think you ate a vase.

Chenle: At this point, eating a small vase is the least of my problems...

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S.coups: Another rule for you guys, no swearing.

Vernon: Heck.

S.coups: HEY! YOU’RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE.

S.coups: ...

S.coups: Oh no.

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The8: Hey, could you turn the lights on?

Jun: I don’t need to. You’re the only light I need in my life ~ ♥

The8: Junhui, I can’t see.

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Jeonghan: So, what song do you think would work best at your funeral?

Joshua: Stairway to Heaven.

Woozi: Highway to Hell.

Seungkwan: Is there a song called "Bicycle Path to Purgatory"?....

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~ If Verkwan were to have a fight ~

Seungkwan: Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!!

Vernon: Seungkwan.

Seungkwan: ...

Vernon: ...

Seungkwan: *cries*