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Police: Can you describe the guy who shot you?

Mark: Yes. He wasn't very friendly.

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Namjoon: I’m not an idiot, I just lack all common sense.

Namjoon: Like, I can build an entire flying ship with complex circuitry.

Namjoon: But you can bet that I’m doing this Tide Pod challenge.

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Interviewer: Do you have any pets?

Minho: No.

Interviewer: Who do you live with at home?

Minho: Just me, my father, my mother, and my three cats; Sooni, Doongi, and Dori

Interviewer: I thought you said you didn't have any pets?

Minho: They're not pets, they're family.

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Yoongi, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots

Namjoon, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine

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Minho: Listen, I don’t have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.

Chan: Self-respect?

Minho: No.

Minho: Taste.

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Rocky: I’ll never talk!

Myungjun: [sharpens knife] We have ways of making people talk.

[cuts piece of cake and shares a slice with Sanha]

Rocky: Can I have some?

Sanha: Cake is for talkers.

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Haechan: So Mark, do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Mark: Yeah, I'm pretty sure its February 14th

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Soonyoung: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Seungcheol: …The good news?

Soonyoung: It is very unlikely that I will ever do it again.