#incorrect winner

[luvelytheo]

P.O: I saw you hanging out with Kyung yesterday

Mino: But P.O it’s not what you think

P.O: I won’t hesitate bitch

P.O: *gun noise*

[zuzu-theories]

G-Dragon: Who are you?

Xiumin: I'm you, but from EXO.

G-Dragon: Okay, and who are you?

Mino: I'm you, but from Winner.

[incorrectboygroups]

Seungyoon: You’ve been really stressed so I thought I would take you for a spa day. Just you and me.

Mino: A what day?

Seungyoon: A spa day.

Mino: What is the word ‘spa’? I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say ‘spaghetti’? Are you taking me for spaghetti?

[incorrectboygroups]

Seunghoon *the group chat*: Do you ever think about the fact that your skeleton is always wet?

Jinwoo: I wish I never did but thanks...

Mino: Don’t worry! There will be a day when your skeleton is no longer wet :)

Seungyoon: That was not a helpful addition

[incorrectboygroups]

Jinwoo: This year for Halloween I’m gonna be a pillow because everyone loves to sleep on me.

[incorrectboygroups]

Seungyoon: I never understood why people cared so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.

Seungyoon: *picks up Mino* If anything ever happened to Mino I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[incorrectboygroups]

Jinwoo: I heard an interesting rumor today.

Seunghoon: Only one? I started at least twelve.

[bluesprng]

Mino: Twinkle twinkle little star, let's have sex inside my car

Jinwoo: And.. How well has that been working for you?

Mino: Pretty sure I'd have better luck sending the original song at this point.