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Bucky: Did it hurt?

Clint: When i fell from heav-

Bucky: When I told you to google it and I was right.

Clint:...

*Clint crashes into someone*

Bucky: You just hit someone

Clint: no I didn’t. Someone hit me

Bucky: Is that blood?

Clint: ...no?

Bucky: That is NOT a question you're supposed to answer with ANOTHER question.

Explosive.

Clint: How did you find me?

Bucky: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: "Now, who could that be?"

Clint: Slushie made my tongue all red.

Bucky: Mine's all blue.

Clint: Wanna make purple?

Bucky: Yes, please!

Clint *in the middle of a mission*: so what are you wearing?

Bucky *unimpressed*: a gun

Bucky: To be honest, I'm not sure whats going on with Clint. Things have felt off recently. Like, earlier, I made a joke and he just flipped out.

Steve: What was the joke?

Bucky: Nothing. It was just like about how i was gonna murder him.

Steve: Murder him?

Bucky: Yeah like for insurance.

Steve: Guys who look like you, should not make jokes about murdering their boyfriends.

Bucky: I dont have a murderer face. I don't. No one's ever said that to me before.

Steve: Because they don't want to get murdered.

Bucky: I kissed Clint.

Steve & Sam: *Gasp*

Steve: Whoa! Whoa! Clint is still around? I thought he joined a cult or something.

Sam: I heard he ate mentos and a coke and exploded.

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