Yennefer: Between Jaskier , Geralt and Ciri , there are three braincells.
Yennefer: And Ciri has all three of them.
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Yennefer: Between Jaskier , Geralt and Ciri , there are three braincells.
Yennefer: And Ciri has all three of them.
Jaskier: Excuse me, I’m looking for Geralt of Rivia? He’s a witcher, shiny white hair, yellow eyes,
Jaskier: We are hiding! Be quiet everyone, including me!
Jaskier: Shhh! We are looking for blessed silence! Who's making all that noise?
Jaskier: Oh... it's me.
Jaskier: I'm so hungry, think I might grab a snack.
Geralt: *Not really paying attention* Hmm.
Jaskier: *Sinks between Geralt's legs and starts undoing his trousers*
Geralt: What are you doing?
Jaskier: I said I wanted a snack.
Geralt: Nun gut. Ich sattle auf.
Jaskier: Ohh, meinst du nicht eher.. „Auf die Plötze, fertig, los“? ;D
Geralt: ...
Plötze: oh boy-
Visenna: I know a spot. *Stops in the middle of the woods and turns to younger!Geralt* Get out.
Younger!Geralt: What...?
Ciri, angrily: ARE YOU-
Lambert: Fucking
Ciri: -KIDDING ME?
Eskel: ...what was that?
Lambert: Jaskier banned Ciri from swearing, so I volunteered to help her out.
Eskel: You just like saying fuck.
Lambert: That doesn't make my job any less important.
Geralt: When I found Yennefer, it was like an angelic choir was sent down from heaven.
Geralt:
Geralt: I found Jaskier wandering outside Wal-Mart at two in the morning.