#incorrect regulus black quotes

[sable-520]

Regulus: So what's for dinner?

James: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Regulus: ...

Regulus: Is it soup?

James: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Regulus: Please, James, enough with the soup puns.

James: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Regulus: STOP!

*one hour later*

Regulus: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

[dazzlemebaby]

Regulus: *wears a lighter shade of black*

James: I see we’re breaking out the spring colors.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Would you kiss me for 50 Galleons?

Regulus: Why?

James: Just curious

Regulus: For 500 I might

James, sliding exactly 500 Galleons across the table: Well would you look at that?

Regulus: …

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

Regulus: I’ve only said ‘i love you’ to three people. Sirius, Panda, and James when he got knocked off his broom by a bludger during a quidditch match and i thought he was going to die from a head injury.

Regulus: And I regret one of them

Remus: Which one?

Regulus: James. He not only heard me, but he was perfectly fine by dinner time on the same day, so i just looked like an idiot

Remus: You’ve been dating for years?

Regulus: Still.

[midnightblued]

Regulus: So, Barty and Evan were able to get you 20 gallons of blood for your Halloween party.

James: Wow, thanks! Where'd they get 20 gallons of fake blood?

Regulus: You wanted fake blood?

[eliis-thoughts]

James: Reggie we have a problem.

Regulus: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who caused it.

James: Soooo will you help me?

Regulus: Fine...

[basilbardlovesthestars]

James "i put the ate in hyperfixate" Potter

&

Remus"i put the iconic in chronic"Lupin

&

Sirius"i put the zest in child of incest"Black

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[ange1hasfallen]

Regulus: I accidentally joined a cult. Turns out their uniform is surprisingly flattering.