#incorrect-quotes

[kiggyscreech]

Conversations with The Team part 1

Dick: oh my god, roy ate kinetic sand.

Wally: what flavor?

Zatanna: mood.

Artemis: no surprise there.

Roy: I DID NOT EAT KINETIC SAND!

M’gann: what is kinetic sand?

Conner: what is sand?

Raquel: pardon my french but what the fuck are you guys talking about?

Kaldur: i quit.

[mattmercerisgod]

Caleb: *licks hand* I have decided to become Frumpkin permanently and will not be accepting criticism. ever

[descaladumidera]

Teacher: Peter brought this in for show-and-tell day today. *waves a dildo*

Stephen: That's weird.

Tony: I wonder where he got that from.

[vriedoodlez]

idk this seems canon  ? Lmao

Whitty: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? A.G.O.T.I.: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Tricky: Socks are Feetie Heaties Ruv: Forks are Stabby Grabbies A.G.O.T.I.: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Tricky: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Ruv: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Tabi, annoyed: You are disappointments

[flor-de-un-salon-viejo]

the worst way to turn your man on

y/n: I want you to pull my hair and call me linguini you dirty rat!!!

sevika: of all your suitors you had to choose the crazy one, right

silco: I do not see the problem

[tour-main]

Jungkook, pissed: fucking park jimin-

Taehyung: no need to show off, Kook

Jungkook: wut-

Taehyung: we already know about you two fucking at 2 am, don't remind me. i dont need to hear how "fucking park jimin" aka. my best friend, is. keep the motherfucking tea in the tea pot, jungkook. thank you, next

[luckystarclover]

I was sad last night so I did what I always do and made some incorrect quotes, this time for Stars Align. Enjoy.

Maki: Hey, can you do me a favour?

Toma: I would literally kill for you, but go on.

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(Early season Maki)

Maki: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Tsubasa: I don't know, why?

Maki: To get the the dumbass's house. Knock knock

Tsubasa: Who's there?

Maki: The chicken

Tsubasa:...listen here you little-