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I Mint to do That

Hufflepuff: I keep my antidepressants in my altoids container

Ravenclaw: You know that's actually a really good idea

Slytherin: How do you tell them apart?

Hufflepuff: I don't.

Ravenclaw: oh...

Slytherin: That is a great idea. Your either happy or have fresh breath.

Hufflepuff: Or happy with fresh breath

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Hufflepuff: i aM A MENANCE TO SOCIETY

Slytherin: *nonchalantly* yes, you have prevented me from doing my work by being so cute

Hufflepuff: *in near tears* I'm so sorry

Slytherin: *looks straight into the camera like Jim does in the office*

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Correct me if I'm wrong...

Slytherin: *drinking tea and scrolling through their phone with an open textbook nearby*

Gryffindor: Um arent you supposed to be studying?

Slytherin: Um arent you supposed to not be a disappointment?

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Strength Check

Gryffindor: So help me, if you make one more joke about my strength I will throw you off a bridge.

Slytherin: Well, I mean.... you can't.

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Adult content

Gryffindor: Why don't they make spells for adults?

Hufflepuff: What?

Gryffindor: I mean like for... you know...

Ravenclaw, covering the hufflepuff's ears: Because that is disgusting. Why would you say something like that?

Slytherin: I mean, he's right. What's the point of being a wizard if you can't make attunable sex toys?

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Spotless reputation

Ravenclaw: Hey did you ever finish reviewing my essay?

Slytherin, handing it over: Oh yea it was pretty good. Idk why you needed me to look over it

Ravenclaw: Oh you know just another set if eye- is this blood?

Slytherin: Oh yes, I got a little bit of blood on it, I hope you don't mind.

Ravenclaw: ...I don't even want to know.

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Peace and Quiet

Slytherins: *Wispering*

Gryffindor: What on earth are you guys talking about?

Slytherin: We're uh, doing our daily prayers.

Gryffindor: Y'all have daily prayers?

Slytherin: Yea, they're called Get the Fuxk out of our Business.

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Slytherin: I like to do things subtly.

Ravenclaw: So you're passive aggressive...

Slytherin: One time in 3rd year, I punched someone because they were making fun of my friend.

Ravenclaw: That's not passive aggressive.

Hufflepuff: That's aggressive aggressive.

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