#ulf wolf

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Wolf: So, for our wedding, I was thinking we should do something simple. Maybe something in the fall, with just us and Dallas, Chains, Clover, and Bonnie.

Hoxton: We're... not engaged, Wolfie

Wolf: ...

Wolf: So that's what I forgot to do last night.

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Wolf: I really regret getting you that blender for Christmas

Jacket, drinking toast: -why?-

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Bonnie: Aren’t you supposed to be keeping an eye on Hoxton?

Wolf: He’s over there dazzling the psychology majors.

Hoxton, dramatically sitting on a chair: My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she’ll never be better than me.

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Houston: Okay, who else thought Wolf was Hoxton's boyfriend?

Houston: ...Put your hand down, Wolf.

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Hoxton: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Chains: Are you okay?

Hoxton: Wolf stole my damn garlic bread

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Dallas: I wouldn't be opposed to moving out of the friend zone.

Wolf: You could very easily get out of it ;)

Dallas: What do I have to do?

Wolf: Not much. Like you could slide out of it with minimal effort.

Dallas: Like what?!?

Wolf: I-I don't know! Make any move!

Dallas: Knight to E4!!!

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Wolf: I am moving your tape recorder out of the way so I can work on the drill better

Jacket, eyes wide: You STEAL Jacket’s dictaphone? You steal his stuff like you own it? oh! oh! jail for Canine predator! jail for Herr Wolf for One Thousand Years!!!

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Here’s some silly arcade/carnival game headcanons:

Houston seems like the guy who hoards tickets.

Bonnie can and will play every game that’s borderline gambling.

Bodhi and Wolf are the guys that play stuff like DDR and attract a small crowd from sheer speed alone. But this was expected. What was not was Jiro showing up to challenge the winner with his own skills.

Sokol might be the best at hokey but Chains proved himself as an air hockey god. Apparently him and Dallas would play every now and then but when they where younger where wayyyy more competitive about anything and everything.

Jacket and Joy are suspiciously good at block stackers.

Sydney and Wick end up playing against each other in shooter games.

Clover and Hoxton always manages to get the biggest and most expensive prizes by the end of the day but everyone questions how legal their wins are.

Speaking of Hoxton, he and Wolf knows all the tricks to the machines so they’re able to tell what’s rigged and what are all the tricks and patterns. 

Bonnie and them end up getting banned for this reason.