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I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.

Harry Dresden

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A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

Karrin Murphy, to Harry

[ground-zoro]

Harry Dresden: Murph, you've got that face on again.

Karrin Murphy: What face?

Harry Dresden: The "He's hot when he's clever" face.

Karrin Murphy: This is my normal face.

Harry Dresden: Yes it is.

Karrin Murphy: Oh, shut up.

Harry Dresden: Not a chance.

[ground-zoro]

Harry Dresden: Hey Karrin! Isn’t it great being married to someone who’s recklessly impulsive?

Karrin Murphy/Dresden: Actually no. It’s aged me terribly

[ground-zoro]

Harry: Thanks dad.....Why is everyone staring at me?

Karrin: You just called Marcone dad, you said, “Thanks dad.”

Harry: What? No I didn’t! I said, “Thanks man.”

Marcone: Do you see me as a father figure, Dresden?

Harry: No. If anything, i see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me

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I call this turf 'n' turf. It's a 16 oz T-bone and a 24 oz porterhouse. Also, whisky and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.

Karrin Murphy

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You’ve got a lot to learn about humans if you think you can torture us or frighten us into silence.

Karrin Murphy, standing up to the Denarians

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Harry: Okay, I think I see what the problem is though. This move is intended for a back flip, and what I need to do is a front flip. If you needed a back flip, I’d be up that wall in a second, bro.

Michael: No, you just wouldn’t..

Harry: Yeah.

Michael: You just would not because you don’t know how to back flip.

Harry: Michael, I do back flips every single day of my life.