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I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-Harry Dresden

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“Avengers, assemble.”

Harry Dresden, Changes by Jim Butcher

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Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.

-Harry Dresden, on the ability of mortals

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Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic

-Lara Raith, to Harry

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I wasn't hurt that badly. Butters said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Harry Dresden

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Mugger: Give me all your money!

Murphy: What are you doing?

Mugger: I'm mugging you!

Murphy: With that stance?

Mugger: Wha-?! *gets flipped on to ground*

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Gatekeeper: Your future is full of struggle and anguish, most of it self-inflicted.

Harry: But you didn't read my palms or anything.

Gatekeeper: I don't need to. It's written all over your face

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Thomas: But where are we going to go? We're enemies of the Red Court and fugitives from the White Court.

Harry: If the Red Court discovers us, they'll have us killed.

Thomas: But if the White Court discovers us, we'll be turned over to Lara.

Harry: Red Court it is.