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I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-Harry Dresden

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Hi. I’m Harry. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

-Harry Dresden

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Fix: Lilly, please describe your idea of a perfect date.

Lilly, prior to becoming the Summer Lady: That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

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Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon -- a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms ... or hits you with the pepper spray.

-Harry, about Karrin

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Yeah, it was fun. I walked in and two different guys got asthma attacks. It felt pretty good.”

Molly, at SplatterCon!!

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Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic

-Lara Raith, to Harry

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Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.

-Harry Dresden, on the ability of mortals

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I wasn't hurt that badly. Butters said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Harry Dresden