Incorrect Dresden Files Quotes

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Red Vamp:* cowering in fear* Please, Its Christmas!

Kringle: It’s December 10th! *bashes in head*

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I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-Harry Dresden

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Hi. I’m Harry. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

-Harry Dresden

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Fix: Lilly, please describe your idea of a perfect date.

Lilly, prior to becoming the Summer Lady: That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

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Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon -- a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms ... or hits you with the pepper spray.

-Harry, about Karrin

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“You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.”

— Harry, to Mouse

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Yeah, it was fun. I walked in and two different guys got asthma attacks. It felt pretty good.”

Molly, at SplatterCon!!

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Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic

-Lara Raith, to Harry

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“Here’s my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that’s right… I’m falling to my death. Guess they can’t. How did it all come to this?”

— Harry Dresden

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If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.

-Kincaid

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Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.

-Harry Dresden, on the ability of mortals

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“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”

— Harry Dresden

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I wasn't hurt that badly. Butters said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Harry Dresden

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I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

Lara Raith

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Murph, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.

-Harry, about to do something stupid and dangerous

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“I was hiding in your car because I love you.”

— Mouse

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Michael: Charity? Charity: What? Michael: Where’s my sword? Charity: What? Michael: Where is my sword? Charity: I uh - put it away. Michael: Where? Charity: Why do you need to know? Michael: I need it! Charity: Nuh uh! Don’t you think about leaving to do some derrin’ do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months! Michael: The public is in danger! Chairty: My evening’s in danger! Michael: You tell me where my sword is woman! This is for the greater good! Charity: I am your wife! I am the greatest ‘good’ you are ever gonna get!