#incorrectf1quotes

[morgan-mae]

Lando: I told you I wasn’t too drunk to drive home last night!

Carlos: I drove you home. You were staying in the passenger seat with a paper plate.

Daniel: I’m pretty sure Lando was driving.

Carlos: No he wasn’t. You and max were in the back laughing at him and telling him to go faster and you kept laughing at him when he started crying because he couldn’t.

Daniel: Oh yeah. That was pretty funny though.

[bwoahtastic]

Checo: *comes back into the Paddock after his quarantine*

Lance: *holds out a friendship bracelet* "hey umm, I missed you?"

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James: I wasn't THAT drunk.

Clay: You were flirting with Niki.

James: So? He's my husband.

Clay: You asked if he was single and then you cried when he said no.

[bwoahtastic]

Lando: *falls asleep on Dan's lap*

Dan: ".... hey Max? Max!"

Max: "Yeah what?"

Dan: "I can't feel my legs what do I do?"

Max: *while making heart eyes at Lando* "You suffer in silence or I'll give you a reason to truly suffer."

Dan: "...peachy"

[bwoahtastic]

Max: Lando, what did we say about you and cooking?

Lando: ...that I shouldn't be allowed near the kitchen for my own safety and the safety of the neighbourhood

Max: And what did you do?

Lando: ....burn my curtains making cornflakes

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Alain, who is severely drunk: Ayrton was like the third rail in our marriage. Dangerous. Fully charged. Could kill us. But necessary to keep us going... is it possible that the one true love of my life was a man?

Niki, also drunk: Were you excited by the idea of his dick?

Alain: ...no?

Niki: Then no.

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Sergio: How's life, Esteban?

Esteban: It's a dog-eat-dog world. And I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

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I’m pretty but tough. Like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown.

Nico H at some point, probably.