#incorrectgleequotes

[hevans-brittana]

Rachel: Santana gave me a get better soon card.

Brittany: That’s sweet.

Rachel: I wasn’t sick, she just thought I could do better.

[hevans-brittana]

Quinn: We didn’t understand why people cared so much about their dumb friends until we got a dumb friend ourself.

Santana: We’ve only had Brittany for a day and a half. But if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this school and then myself.

[hevans-brittana]

Kurt: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for years now. No response.

Sam: Wow. They sound stupid.

Kurt: But they’re not. They’re pretty smart actually, just dense.

Sam: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, maybe say, “Hey! I love you!”

Kurt: I guess you’re right. Hey, Sam, I love you.

Sam: See! Just say that!

Kurt: You can’t be serious.

Sam: If that flies over his head then, sorry dude, they’re too dumb for you.

Kurt: Sam…

[hevans-brittana]

[incorrectgleequotes]

Santana

: 

Why

 is it that whenever I talk to you, I want to punch you in the face?!

Finn

: …‘cause you’re mean?

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Rachel: I don’t have feelings for Finn any more. So, time for me to get out there and spread my-

Santana: -legs?

Rachel: ...wings.

Rachel: Get out there and spread my legs???

[incorrectgleequotes]

"Hell yeah I’m a dick, girl, addicted to you."

Noah Puckerman [to Quinn Fabray]

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Rachel: Allergies?

Quinn: Cowardice and weak-willed men.

Quinn: And Hazelnuts.