May 24, 2019
Rachel: Santana gave me a get better soon card.
Brittany: That’s sweet.
Rachel: I wasn’t sick, she just thought I could do better.
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Rachel: Santana gave me a get better soon card.
Brittany: That’s sweet.
Rachel: I wasn’t sick, she just thought I could do better.
Quinn: We didn’t understand why people cared so much about their dumb friends until we got a dumb friend ourself.
Santana: We’ve only had Brittany for a day and a half. But if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this school and then myself.
Kurt: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for years now. No response.
Sam: Wow. They sound stupid.
Kurt: But they’re not. They’re pretty smart actually, just dense.
Sam: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, maybe say, “Hey! I love you!”
Kurt: I guess you’re right. Hey, Sam, I love you.
Sam: See! Just say that!
Kurt: You can’t be serious.
Sam: If that flies over his head then, sorry dude, they’re too dumb for you.
Kurt: Sam…
Santana
:
Why
is it that whenever I talk to you, I want to punch you in the face?!
Finn
: …‘cause you’re mean?
Rachel: I don’t have feelings for Finn any more. So, time for me to get out there and spread my-
Santana: -legs?
Rachel: ...wings.
Rachel: Get out there and spread my legs???
"Hell yeah I’m a dick, girl, addicted to you."
Noah Puckerman [to Quinn Fabray]
Rachel: Allergies?
Quinn: Cowardice and weak-willed men.
Quinn: And Hazelnuts.