#incorrectmerlinquotes

[just-neckerchief-things]

Reporter: How does it feel to be the worst servant in all of Camelot??

Merlin: In a city full of ass-kissers I wear it as a fucking badge of honor!

Reporter: what about the rumors that you’re always in the tavern?

Merlin: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

[atlas-coolbean]

Merlin: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Arthur : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Merlin: I—

Merlin: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

[theroundbartable]

Gaius: i can't travel that far anymore, Sire. You should send Merlin. He's ready.

Arthur: Ready? Ready for what? What are you talking about?

Gaius: why did you think Merlin came to Camelot all these years ago?

Gaius: .....

Gaius: did none of you know why Merlin came to Camelot? Who of you didn't know Merlin came to become a physician, raise your hands.

Everyone, minus Gwen: *raise hands*

Gaius: Merlin, put your hand down.

[merlinatthetavern]

Merlin and Mordred's Pretend Book Club - Part 1!

Merlin: So only me and you know about this Morgana invasion.

Mordred: Because someone accidentily telepathically communicated the details to you.

Merlin: They were like, we invade camelot at 9, are you in? And I was like, well I live there, so would I be technically be invading? And also dinners at nine, so I can't make it. Except I didn't say all that, for obvious reasons.

Mordred: I get accidental telepathic thoughts communicated to me all the time, just last month someone asked me, through the powerful channel of the mind to pass the salt and I thought surely that's by accident because can't they just reach out and get the salt.

Merlin: The salt was literally right next to your hand.

Mordred: Let's focus on the invasion, how are we going to stop it?

Merlin:...We could tell Arthur.

Mordred: Oh I telepathically intercepted a mind message because I am a wizard.

Merlin: And don't worry I'm not going to try to kill you but another powerful sorcerer and her army are paying us a visit tonight and they want to kill you.

Merlin: We could tell the knight to be on guard tonight because there's going to be... a dance of between me and you in the field. That'll be the only reason for them to say awake, especially Gwaine.

Mordred: I'm not dancing while thousands of arrows are aiming at us.

Merlin: It would be like dance off extreme.

Mordred: You could call your suspiciously tall lizzard friend and have him happen to hover over the area about the same time with his wings which he has.

Merlin: No he's in a mood with me right now, I promised I would free him from the shackles which have held him for decades. I decided against the idea because my lizzard kept laughing evilly about the eventual destruction of camelot.

Mordred: I mean wise choice.

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Gwaine: Eating is, without a doubt, my favourite of the survival-based activities.

Gwaine: Like, I'll breathe, but I don't enjoy it.

[dcdestiel]

Merlin and Mordred's relationship in season 5 was so funny. I mean, Merlin just kept trying to get rid of him.

Like:

Arthur: Unfortunately, it looks like this mission is going to require a sacrifice. I'm the king, I have some responsibilities, so...

Merlin: Mordred volunteers.

Mordred: Dude...

Or:

Merlin: Sire, I think he's dead. Maybe we should burn his body.

Arthur:

Arthur: Merlin, they just punched him.

Or:

Mordred: listen, Merlin... I have this feeling that you don't like me that much.

Merlin: what—why shouldn't i? Are you fucking stupid?

In a gif:

[shinytidalwavebread]

Merlin as an assassin

Merlin: I poisoned someone's drink, but I forgot which one

Arthur: you did what

Elyan: the way things are going, I hope it's mine

Gwaine: *chugs his drink and starts on everyone elses*

[fandomfoundmyart]

merlin: There is no future. there is no past. don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

arthur:

morgana:

gwen:

Everyone else at merlin’s surprise birthday party:

arthur: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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