Merlin and Mordred's Pretend Book Club Part 3.
Merlin: We need to recruit our best fighters.
Mordred: I can fight.
Merlin: (Merlin says telephatically) Are our best fighters not available?
Mordred: You know I can hear you Merlin.
Merlin: Sorry, i forgot to turn my mind on mute.
Mordred: I didn't know you could do that.
Merlin: You can't.
Mordred: Shame, it would be useful.
Mordred: Also you are one to talk about fighting skill Merlin. You may be able to do magic but the last time you held a sword you managed to injure yourself within minutes and you weren't even fighting anyone, you were just holding the sword.
Merlin: It was very heavy!
Mordred: And as well as being able to hold a sword properly and not requiring Gaius full attention afterwards, I can also perform magic. I think sometimes you forget that fact.
Merlin: I think Arthur forgets too, maybe we should tell him! (Merlin says with a sarcastic sense of enthusiasm.)
Mordred: If you tell him, my last words will be...under... Merlin's... bed.
Merlin: I'll just move my magic books somewhere else.
Mordred: In Merlin's cupboard.
Merlin: And there's no where else where I can think to hide them, so I'd be doomed, R.I.P me, we need do get back to this.
(He points at the map.)
Mordred: Merlin you have absolutely no sense of direction, I don't know why you are looking at the map.
Merlin: I barely get lost nowadays, my sense of direction is fine. I always manage to find the people auditioning to be Arthur's next assassin.
Mordred: So we recruit the knights of the round table, and everyone else we can find who wants to fight who we feel like we can trust. To recruit them I say we forge a invasion letter and place it somewhere someone responsible will find it.
Merlin: So for Leon to find?
Mordred: Yes.
