Aug 27, 2017
Duncan: *slapping Crowley and Halt on the back* “Good job, gays.”
Halt: *stuttering and blushing* “Haha, did you mean to say gu-?”
Duncan: “Did I stutter?”
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Duncan: *slapping Crowley and Halt on the back* “Good job, gays.”
Halt: *stuttering and blushing* “Haha, did you mean to say gu-?”
Duncan: “Did I stutter?”
Crowley: I have only one question, Halt did you cut your own hair?
Halt: Yeah, why wouldn't I?
Crowley: You could try using something other than a rusty butter-knife.
Halt: Oh, excuse me while I dig up my diamond-studded hair-cutting whatevers.
Crowley: Scissors. The word your looking for is "Scissors".
"Soup"
Will: Hello?
Horace: Hey, what's up?
Will: I need your help, can you come here?
Horace: I can't, I'm buying clothes.
Will: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
Horace: Uh I can't find them.
Will: What do you mean you can't find them?
Horace: I can't find them, there's only soup.
Will: What do you mean there's only soup?
Horace: It means there's ONLY SOUP.
Will: Well then, GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!
Horace: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!
Horace: ....
Horace: There's more soup.
Will: What do you mean, there's more soup?
Horace: There's more soup!
Will: Go into the next aisle!
Horace: There's still soup!
Will: Where ARE you right now??
Horace: I'm at Soup!
Will: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE AT SOUP?
Horace: I'm at Soup!
Will: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
Horace: I'm at the SOUP STORE!
Will: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Horace: FUCK YOU!
Morgarath: I know him. That can't be. That's that... little guy who spoke to me.
Horace: I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis I barf.
Gilan: How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire cabin is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what’s this in my boot? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I’m walking on red carpet.
Malcolm: Have fun storming the castle!
The Burning Bridge
Will: We've got everything under control!
Gilan: Is that why everything's on fire?