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Phasma: So you have 12 apples and your girlfriend asks for 6 - what do you have?

Kylo, tearing up: A girlfriend.

Poe: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Finn: We are not doing that.

Poe: Mistlefoe™

Finn: Poe NO.

Rey: Our daughter keeps getting force calls from boys.

Ben: What? Why?

Rey: Because she’s charming and beautiful.

Ben: Trace the call, end his lineage, salt the earth.

Rey: I’m pretty sure he’s 7

Ben: Then it should be easy.

Kylo: (Realizes he’s starting to have feelings)

Kylo: Who the fuck authorized this

Kylo: I lost my girlfriend, Rey. Have you seen her?

Stranger: What does she look like?

Kylo: *sobs* Beautiful.

Kylo: I would do anything for you

Rey: Tell me my hair is prettier than yours.

Kylo: …Almost anything.

Dark Mirror Scene

Rey: Show me my parents...please

*Kylo Ren appears in the glass*

Kylo: I'm your Daddy™ *smirks*

Rey: *screams*

Hux: What is your favourite food?

Kylo: Rey

Kylo: Wait, what was the question again?

Hux: Favorite food...?

Kylo: Oh, yeah, still Rey.

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