KEITH: "So again, your story is: Your remaining three generals turned on you and tried to turn you over to the Empire after you took down the one who was being mind-controlled by Zarkon's witch, you flew into a sun in order to avoid the Empire soldiers who---on orders from your father---were trying to kill you, and now you genuinely want to form an alliance with and join the coalition."
LOTOR: "Well yes, if you say it like THAT it doesn't sound believable."
KEITH: "Oh hey, Kolivan, did you get my report on the last mission?"
KOLIVAN: "Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work."
KEITH: "Good. Thanks, Dad."
KEITH: ". . . Why is everyone staring at me?"
PIDGE: "You just called Kolivan 'dad.' You said, 'thanks, Dad.'"
KEITH: "What? No, I didn't! I said 'thanks, man.'"
KOLIVAN: "Do you see me as a father-figure, Keith?"
KEITH: "No! If anything, I see you as a BOTHER figure, 'cause you're always BOTHERING me."
SHIRO: "Hey! Show your father some respect!"
KEITH: "I didn't call him 'dad'!"
KOLIVAN: "No, no, no, no, Keith. I take it as a compliment."
HUNK: "It's not a big deal. I called Yellow 'mom' once, and she's my Lion."
KEITH: "Guys, jump on that! Hunk has psycho-Paladin issues!"
ALLURA: "Old news! But you calling Kolivan 'daddy' . . ."
KEITH: "Hey, 'daddy' is not on the table, here."
LOTOR: "But you did call him 'dad'."
KEITH: "You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here."
LOTOR: "All right, I was lying about sincerely wishing to join the coalition. But the 'dad' thing? That happened."
KEITH: "Ah-ha! He admitted that his sincerity was a lie! It was a trap! All part of my crazy, devious plan."
KOLIVAN: "I believe you."
KEITH: [frustrated growl]
KOLIVAN: "Do you want to talk about it later over a . . . game of catch?"
KEITH: ". . . I'd like that."