The INFP Functions join forces and work together towards a greater goal
I . Creating a concept
Ne: Oh look, another cooking video!! :))) Si: Yes, these guys post interesting recipes. Ne: OOOOO A RAINBOW CAKE MADE WITH CREPES!!!111 !!!1 ! :D Si: How fascinating. Fi: Looks delicious… Ne: IKR? I kinda feel like crepes now! :DDD Fi: Same D:
II . Analyzing obstacles
Si: Like what? Now? Fi: I wanna eat crepes now :I Ne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Si: But Fi… Ne: ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) Si: …we have to get up and put some pants on before we go… Fi: Oh… Ne: (;;O ʖ O) Fi: In that case I don’t know if I– Ne: LET’S WATCH THE VIDEO AGAIN SHALL WE 8)))))
III . Making decisions
Fi: Guys, as the One In Charge, I have an announcement to make… Ne & Si: *sweating nervously* Fi: … I definitely want crepes. Ne: YES!!! >8D Si: Aw fuck me. Fi: HOWEver… Ne: *gulp* Fi: …that doesn’t necessarily mean I’ll push ourselves outta here to pursue them. Ne: Aw, whaaaat DDDDD: Si: Exactly what I meant. I already know you well, Fi u_u
IV . Defining a strategy
Ne: But what if we just try…. Fi: I like your spirit Ne, I really do. But I must state that Si has a point. We need pants. Si: Besides, we can’t spend money on these things, they are expensive, remember? Fi: Ah yes, that’s important too, thanks for reminding me. Ne: … But if we make them ourselves, it’s cheaper! And fun! What do we need? Come on, Si, I know we kinda hate each other but we’re like, two sides of the same coin, yin and yang, night and day, piss and poop, everything necessary to maintain balance and shit~ Fi: Ne that’s so romantic, omg Si: …Please. We need flour, sugar and eggs and a will to live, we already have the rest in the kitchen. Do you think we can find all of those in the supermarket? Ne: Sure! Fi: Omg, I’m so excited. I’m already imagining the concept of cooked crepes… Ne: …with a load of chocolate filling… I think we could use the strawberry jam too… I wonder if it goes well with honey too… Fi: …what a wonderful concept… if only we could just… do it… so close, and yet so out of reach… Si: Omg guys are we doing this or not, jfc… Te: You know what, fuck every single one of you, because you all SUCK. You ugly pieces of SHIT. Get *kicks* the fuck *kick* out there *kick* NOW, GO GO GO
V . Overcoming adversities
Fi: Ok here we are. Ne: How do you pronounce “crepe” in english? Does it sound like “crap” or “creep”?... Omg noodles... nvm I think I want noodles now... Si: Ne... Fi: Noodles feel right to me. Si: GUYS! Stick to the plan, geez! Q_Q Te: *seething* Fi: I want to bring more things actually, but first we need to check how much money we have. Si? Si: Give me a sec... -INFP reaches for pockets...- INFP: I forgot my wallet at home, jfc... Ne: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Te: FUCKING SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU ALL FUCK ME FUCK SSLHGFSJKFKJSHBFF WE ARE GOING TO GET THAT WALLET AND THEN COME BACK AGAIN. NOW!!!
VI . Execution, part I
-INFP went home to fetch wallet and came back to the supermarket- Fi: Te why are you like this Te: Because NOW we are going to fucking DO this, you incompetent trash! Fi: ;3; Ne: I wonder if they have nutella~ or food colouring to make rainbow crepes (✧ᗜ✧) Te: Who the fuck cares. Ne: ಠAಠ Si: Should we buy some butter, for safety? I think we have butter at home, but-- Te: Flour, sugar, and eggs. Si: Aye sir ;; Fi: Well, Te has a point ;; -INFP finally bought the goods-
VII . Execution, part II
Te: And now that we FINALLY have the things, let's DO IT. IT IS SUPPOSED TO GET DONE. Have fun, you snowflake shitlings. Fi: YAAAAYYY omg I'm like, so happy and excited! Where do we start? Si: Let me check the recipe for the crepe dough... Ne: “The crepe though”. Anyway, Si. *touches Si's hand* Don't sweat it, See darling. I got this. Si: I'm nearly panicking. Fi: Actually you can give some tips so we don't mess up, Si. Si: Sounds good enough to relax a little, thank you. Ne: Ait, wtv, Fi, the kitchen is ours now! YEAH \(▰◡▰)/ Fi: YEAH ᕕ(▰ᗜ▰)ᕗ
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Epilogue
Si: These crepes taste good. Probably the best we've munched in a while. Fi: These crepes are fucking delicious, I love them Q-Q Ne: aND NOW with the strawberry jam, with an ice scream scoop on top~ Fi: What a great idea Ne, this feels right to me. Te: Hey guys. Fi, Ne, Si: Yes? Te: Who's gonna clean this mess? Fi, Ne, Si: Fi: I'm done, thank you very much for the cooperation, baai~ *poofs* Ne: I have an appointment with distracting thoughts, see you in a bit. Si: Uuhhh... derp, I... guess I... Te: =__= -Si and Te stayed for an extra 15 minutes, cleaning stuff and washing dishes-
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