#interrogatormentors

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kanaya, strike a pose with your favourite outfit, will you, please?

Every Outfit Is My Favorite Until There Is A Sale At The Fabric Store

There Is Nothing More Exhilarating Than Ripping A Bolt Of Fabric From The Spindly Grasping Digits Of Some Waifish Fashion Disaster Who May Not Necessarily Deserve Such Callousness But Does Require A Firm Hand Preventing Them From Committing A Literal Actual Crime Since They Are Cruising The Clearance Rack Intending To Line The Nest Of Their Slavering Lusus With Reams Of Castoffs And With My Spoils Creating My New Favorite Fit

How Am I Supposed To Choose When Each Outfit Nay Each Nascent Wiggler Hatched From My Own Flesh And Blood That I Labor Over For Hours Whilst Bent Over My Sewing Machine Until My Back Creaks With Each Purposeful Arc Of The Shears And Needle And Bring To Glorious Pupation Upon The Dressform Until I Am Satisfied With Every Fold And Crease Ensures I Am The Most Fuckable Person At The Agricultural Laborers Bazaar

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art i drew for the newest chapter of @interrogatormentors (ao3, tumblr) to remind you all that yes, i still draw homestuck

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interrogatormentors warrior cats au

tigerr kalwuh the mindscourge dopes his fellow interrogatormentor instructor rheddt tallea with mind honey and has him beaten to death during a training exercise. his trainee ravenh pwhaau hacks into the files and finds footage of tigerr doing this.

tigerr starts trying to have ravenh killed but luckily an asteroid homesteader named The Barleigh takes ravenh in and rehabilitates him. they're matesprits endgame

meanwhile the young mutant fyeiya harret has to grapple with the fact he is leading a rebellion against his ex-moirail, Her Imperial Blasphemy, (The Hereticc) Bluwen Stahrr who has gone insane and genocidal.

Starpaw (sollux, because when he ascends to the position of leader like fireheart does his name will be starstar... two star... sollux is named after the pollux and castor constellation twins [and warrior cats are only named after things they can find in nature]) is a kitten trapped in sburbia, until one day a feral cat named Waveroll (Gafera Ritoly) lures him to the woods and indoctrinates him into shadowclan. he serves in Minnowstar's (The Condesce)'s child army of apprentices. Minnowstar's kit, Featherwhisker (Feferi Peixes) is medicine cat and planning on poisoning Minnowstar to end her reign of terror with starpaw's help after he escapes to thunderclan. Featherwhisker's ex, the exiled warrior from thunderclan named Pondhunter (eridan ampora), is now Minnowstar's mate. it's awkward.

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I didn’t Think it was going to be Nepeta making me understand why they asked us to cover our shoulders in school…

But in Hindsight… I should have hexpected it.

:33 < h33h33 get a load of these suckas!!!

:33 < im furricking SWOLE and dont you furget it!

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How's gamzee doing?

It ReAlLy Is SuCh A MaGiCaL MoThErFuCkInG ThInG, wAkInG Up iN ThE DiSmAl tWiLiGhT oF ThIs mIsTaKe oF A StAtIoN To sO MaNy oF YoU LiTtLe mOtHeRfUcKeRs cLaMoRiNg tO HeAr wHaTeVeR SoNg sLiPs pAsT mY LiPs. MaKeS Me fEeL LiKe a dApPeR LiTtLe dEbUtAnTe oN ThE StEpS WaViNg aLl cOy-lIkE To tHe mAsSeS AsSeMbLeD BeLoW.

HaTe tO bE ThE BeArEr oF IlL FuCkInG TiDiNgS OvEr hErE ThOuGh, yOu tReAsUrEd bUnCh oF MaLcOnTeNtS, bUt rOuNd hErE We dOn't gOt tHe sLiMe tO SpArE AnD I HaVe sO MaNy lEaVeS TuRnInG AbOuT FaCe iN ThEiR MoThErFuCkInG PyRe-bLaStEd fUnErArY UrN iN ThEiR QuEsT To fInD Me a nEw oNe. FoLkS In mY GeNeRaL ZoNe uSe tHeM DiNkY StIcK On PaTcHeS To gEt tHeIr mOtHeRfUcKiNg sNoOzE On aNd iT ReAlLy hArShEs mY ViBe wHeN JuSt wHeN ThE MoSt sIcKeNiNg sPiRaLs bEgIn tHeIr wHiMsIcAl dAnCe aCrOsS My gAnDeRbUlBs i aM EjEcTeD FrOm tHe pAiNtEd fIeLdS Of iNtOxIcAtEd oBlIvIoN. sOpOr pAtChEs jUsT DoN'T GoT AnY MoThErFucKiNg bIte aNd i gOt bIgGeR FiSh tO FrY ThAn fReTtInG FoR A FiX.

NoW ThAt lAsT qUeStIoN PoSeD AlL SnEaKy lIKe lEaDs mE To mOtHeRfUcKiNg bElIeVe yOu aRe nOt iN ThE KnOw aBoUt mY mAcHiNaTiOnS DeSpItE My eXpLoSiVe eXiT FrOm mY TiMe wItH InTeRrOgAtOrFuCkEr cApTor.

so i am going to let you in on a little secret that you would be wise to worm into your rusted pan my friend.

I DON'T TALK TO MOTHERFUCKING COPS.

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sollux ur so hot please interrogate me

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR MOUTH.

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vriska what's it like being the MVP of the rebellion? what would these scrubs even do without you?

FINALLY some8ody who sees it!!!!!!! It's soooooooo hard, let me tell you. These losers would 8e lost without me! I 8et they wouldn't even have a shiny asteroid st8tion if I hadn't led the charge that secured it from those Empire posers in the first pl8ce!

Seriously though the personnel stationed here were so unorgan8zed. It was like they were 8enched from active duty for 8eing LAME! That's a8solute scru8 8ehavior!!!!!!!!

The loyal empire goons are going feel soooooooo stupid when we 8eat their asses into dust and Peixes yanks that crown from the Empress's 8ig stupid head.

And then after that? O8viously I take my place on the high council and then I get to call the 8ig shots! It's going to 8e GR8!!!!!!!!

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Ermm question for the creator/creators!!!! What are ur height headcanons for the story???!!

hi hey hello! it is mod rune! we do, in fact, have our height headcanons in a nifty little doodle chart that i made forever ago

these are just starting outfits for everyone! nothings super concrete but this was the fleshing out for Looks

karkat is SO tiny but i actually had several variations of this because feferi and gamzee were uh. too tall and theyre not as tall as condy. LMAO