it's not that i think patroclus and achilles could do scum villain OR that binghe and sqq could do the iliad. but the "sleep in the same bed as your beloved's corpse for five years to make sure it doesn't rot in case you find a way to bring him back to life [also, separately, because there is something wrong with you]" move? yes. yeah. absolutely achilles would do that. i believe in him.













