#is apparently

[corxoran]

Matthias and Louis

[avoliot]

ones that were rejected for this graphic:

"you memorized army regulations and then followed them so hard you ended up at 'technically treason and a danger to the military' and i thought that was very sexy of you"

"i have never had the slightest idea what you're going to do next and god help me you've now started two mutinies and i shouldn't find that attractive"

"space jellyfish"

[edjectedly]

Why is my SuperBat Alternative Introductions Au post gaining notes faster than any of the other ones???

[ambiienced]

YES. FINALLY AN ADULT W COMMON SENSE

[slav-every-day]

[abovethesmokestacks]

I have the house to myself, I have treated myself to some excellent dinner, accompanied by Batman v Superman.

So, do I wanna make truffles later? I got a new mold the other week and it wouldn't hurt to do a test run, right?

Truffles?

With... I'm thinking half a batch flavoured with oranges and half flavoured with peppermint?

Thoughts?

[pointless-letters]

Because nothing says “celebrating the season of goodwill that’s entirely based on a story about desperate homeless people having to seek cover in an animal shelter” quite like getting so outraged at the idea of vulnerable people - and their pets - being helped that you reach for your red pen to write to a paper and vent about it.