#is it that

[dyrewrites]

I go to bed, to sleep, like one does.

My senior baby Mr. Nefarious, supervillain extraordinaire, stepping on my head and yeowling in my ears, "how dare you sleep in my bed. You're not the human I want to snuggle. Get out."

If this fails he will add staring an inch from my face until I feel him watching me and scream for big shiny eyes too close. Sometimes, he bites me. On the head. I don't even know how he does that.

Last night it was a fun game of the staring and the stepping and then 'let's run up and down mama's body until she grabs us and squishes us like a teddy bear'.

He likes when my husband snuggles him, sleeps in his arms even. Me? I get tortured.

This morning, after a night of all of that I'd finally gotten him to leave the room when my little baby Spook chased Mr. Nefarious back in and this time he ran over me to tell on him.

Chose to run over my face, of course.

I love him. He's evil incarnate. But I love him.

He's also seventeen now and feels like a bag of bones so I can't beat him with pillows anymore.

[dapperceature]

If I could think of a story then I'd maybe try making a webcomic

Idk how well it would go because like spiderpunk, I don't believe in consistency

[80s-reject]

ah shit the clock is. doing the thing tonight

[softshuji]

About South? No it's fine I Rejected his offer. Of course I trust you, you're my friend.

-Senju

You rejected it? What? Why? I thought you two had similar goals..... And that- wait- this might have repercussions....have you thought about this? South, isn't the kind of man who takes kindly to not being listened to yknow. You don't think he'll retaliate on this account?

[sugashook]

fellas do they have garlic to protect them from the vampire viking from hell

[yeehawmyfellowentities]

why did hoa get trapped in the garnet? what made remwha go “alright time out for bastard crimes”?

[mortaljortlebortles]

Wanderings

You ever be thinking about your parents or guardians and feel like they are just NPC’s - like they exist and they are cool but they aren’t part of your life or your arc, they are just there. This isn’t a dig at my parents but just a question about a feeling.

[lionsofyara]

Me, slowly realizing that the F.C5 fandom was booming and the F.C6 fandom now is like a dozen people struggling is because the F.C5 fandom is literally carried by the hor.ny-for-Se.eds-brigade.