#is she wrong tho

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Metis,*pointing to Zeus*: We got Daddy issues! *Points to Demeter* Daddy issues!

Zeus: ....

Demeter: ...

Metis,*points to Poseidon*: Chaos junkie!

Poseidon: *nods*

Metis,*points to Hera*: Mommy issues.

Hera: *Glares*

Metis,*to Hades*: more Daddy issues.

Hades: *sighs*

Metis,*to Hera again*: OH- and almost forgot, Obnoxious asshole issues!

Metis,*to Hestia*: Then you-

Hestia: ....?

Metis: ..... You seem kind of weirdly... self-actualized as far as I can tell

[rustytyperwriter]

Marlene the MILF lover seeing Walburga and Druella together in a photo for the first time: now THATS something I wanna get in between

Sirius, looking at her in horror: 😨

[hexcii]

Vanessa is just throwing accusations left and right what are you doing girlie

[mannap]

I told my sister how we F1 fans make up names for driver duos like Carlando, Britcedes et cetera

And she immediately said "Brocedes sounds like some frat boy thing" 😂

[dracomort]

"oh you're asexual? you must like gay porn then"

- an insane read from my coworker that I still haven't recovered from

[ravagersruin]

[off-mozzarella]

Le enseñé a mi mamá los Four aretitos que mi amiki me hizo y le dije que eran como los de un personaje que me gusta y me dijo "ya sé quién, un japonesito" QUE

[user-name-h3re]

I like to think she's very very honest with him