#selfishrose

[rustytyperwriter]

Sirius: I’d say I’m the first in my bloodline to experience a homoerotic frenemy-to-situationship-to-???? but I have suspicions about my mother…

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

ykw i get druella falling in love with walburga LOOK AT HERRRR

@rustytyperwriter ravendove mention

[escapedangels]

Toxic yuri…

@rustytyperwriter your girls are done.

[space-girliee]

Hey guys another au idea

Silverflower WWE au oh and there’s Ravendove/selfishrose

Okay so a long time ago, Walburga was a professional wrestler and Druella was her manger and the two fell in love but had to break up due to back lash and a nda agreement.

Flash forward a few years and Druella is training Narcissa to be a pr manger for this wrestler, but every pr manger had quit on him and it’s Lucius, but his coach is Walburga.

So basically it’s Ravendove, second chance

And

Silverflower, enemies to lovers

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[rustytyperwriter]

Knowing Bellatrix and Regulus are the only cannon death eaters in the Black family, has anyone ever thought to explore their dynamic? Did Bellatrix potentially have a larger role to play in Reg being a DE than we think?? Cuz like. His parents weren’t DEs. Orion went to school with the Kow but he wasn’t a part of it, even. How do you think Bella impacted Reg to potentially get him in on the de stuff?? Like hello people I NEED TO KNOW

[rustytyperwriter]

[ all the Black cousins knowing their love is forbidden; Sirius loving a werewolf and halfblood, Andromeda loving a muggleborn, Cissa loving someone from a rivalling family (hc Malfoys and Blacks had a loooong grudge against each other), Bella loving a woman, Reg also loving someone he shouldn’t (varies on the ship) ]

Also Walburga and Druella, a forbidden romance, not-so-subtly flirting with each other at the dinner table: (;

[rustytyperwriter]

Walburga clinging to Druella like a helpless puppy and then years later Sirius clinging to Remus like a helpless puppy…he doesn’t know he got the yearning genes from his mom

[rustytyperwriter]

Modern ah Black family dinners must’ve been hilaruous bc Walburga and Druella are not-so-subtly flirting with each other, Sirius and Bellatrix are arguing, Narcissa is texting Lucius under the table and Andromeda is tuning them all out/enjoying the drama and Regulus is wondering why he’s even here and tries to sneak upstairs w his food multiple times

The concept of the black cousins all becoming step siblings in modern au bc Walburga and Druella get married is the BEST bc they all have to live with each other and it’s so funny to me sjskskenen

The idea of Sirius being the last one to clock them bc he was convinced his mother was homophobic— “she’s a LESBIAN!? The woman who threatened to kick me out over my BOYFRIEND is GAY??”

“Don’t be ridiculous, she didn’t want to kick you out because you had a boyfriend, she wanted to kick you out because your boyfriend was poor! She’s not homophobic just classicist!” - Bella probably

Alphard and Florean have a daughter (this is a headcannon! @space-girliee & I made her up together lol) named Azalea and she’s like wayyyy younger than all her other cousins and she’s sitting there giggling at everyone.

Lucretia and Ignatius are probably hosting the dinner and are the only ones being relatively normal, Ignatius is eyeing his wife like “Thank god we never had kids”

Orion and Cygnus are there too, albeit begrudgingly.

That’s only a quarter of the black family btw…WITHOUT their spouses all there btw…

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