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I have begun Pact. Immediate takeaways are thus:
Blake Thorburn is the eggiest egg to ever egg and that’s even before he gets an alt fem version of himself that replaces his reflection
“I let my bag drop to the floor, then tossed the pad of papers and envelope onto the coffee table. I pulled off the hat I’d been lent, running my fingers through sweat-soaked, unwashed hair. A rub of my chin suggested a light scruff.
I hated being unshaven and unwashed.
I hated the feeling of being overwhelmed.”
Girl same, facial hair is dysphoric as fuck.
What is it?” Rose asked. “I don’t have a copy, here.”
“Legal documents. Let’s see… forty-one pages. The transfer of Rosalyn D. Thorburn’s estate from custodian Molly Walker, grandchild, to custodian Blake Thorburn, grandchild. The first page outlines the terms of the contract. The property is mine in a general sense only. The lawyer manages it until I’m twenty-five, at which point the custodian label is removed and the heir is appointed.”
“Rosalyn D. Thorburn senior,” Rose said. “I remember him saying something like that at the gathering.”
“I do too. The second page… is going out of its way to outline that the notes accompanying the text ‘aren’t binding nor are they intended to be read as such’… looks like the rest is about a fifty fifty split between legalese and explanations for the legalese, for us plebs
lol grandma was like obvi this egg will take my name so I should be Rosalyn SR.
This does bring up an interesting question.
If your bitch of a grandma makes you, a “guy”, 2nd in line for the female-only inheritance, then spilts time to make a alt version of you who was born female: is she being trans phobic or a based ally?
I'm gonna sound rude butttt it pisses me off so I must talk abt it.
No I don't headcanon these characters as trans bc i think they're "less than a woman" or "less than a man" or "less than a girl" or "less than a boy". The reason why is because I feel like we don't get enough rep. You can say there are characters who are canonically trans but theyre still few yk?
And a few of them tend to be stereotypes. Do you think I like stereotypes? Is this something me, a trans boy, should like?
It upsets me a lot.
I rarely see ftm characters even though I wish there were more.
Sometimes noncanon trans characters feel more genuine than canonical trans characters. Miyano from sasaki and miyano is just so trans I can't not see it. Maybe I'm projecting onto him too much but he is trans to me and I don't think there will ever be a time when I think he isnt.
I fucking hate ppl who say shit like "I don't wanna see [insert character] as trans but I'm not transphobic" like wow is that cool to you?? This character has a lot of queer coding and you REFUSE to see that??
I'm so sorry that I sound so bitchy here. I can't put it into softer words. If you really hate me after this I completely understand.
I just needed to let it out somehow.
A reminder: when the radio is playing “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” for the three zillionth time and it’s driving you crazy, take a deep breath and remember that reindeer/caribou are the only deer species where both sexes grow antlers, and that the male reindeer shed theirs in the autumn, while females keep their antlers the entire winter.
Which means… that Santa’s reindeer would have to be female in order to still have antlers on midwinter as usually depicted (which explains the use of dainty feminine names like Dancer and Vixen):
And, most importantly, means that this guy with he/him pronouns sporting a full rack on December 24th is a transmasc holiday icon:
HE IS RISEN!!
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Holy fuck just saw Spiderman ATSV and ajsdkcjwhfuqhshxvajaaaaaaaaaa
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best animated movie I've seen lol I love it