#it burned

[that-random-fangirl]

i may not cry over spilled milk but i do cry over ruined fudge

[hearjessroar]

i took a sip of my blue raspberry Celsius today and immediately sputtered "Oh god that tastes like someone distilled the 90s"

[woodfrogs]

i just made stovetop popcorn the worst anyones ever done it

[bettertwin1]

Alright, y’all ever snuck into Splinters liquor cabinet? Does he keep the good stuff or just a half bottle of Captain Morgan that’s been in there since the 90s?

We didn't have a liquor cabinet to sneak into- Dad used to keep all his booze and stuff in the corner of the kitchen counter, like it was on DISPLAY.

Anywhizzle stealing from the liquor pile, yeah definitely, we definitely took a few swigs from random bottles <- (the ones we cld get open I mean they were locked TIGHT) once or twice BUT it was mostly just morbid curiousity rather than like actually enjoying drinking it. Alot of it was vodkas which I'm not the BIGGEST fan of so...THERE IS THAT!

In the old lair, he had a good collection, like the aged stuff or smth I think it's like the alcohol is better when it's older? Idk 😓 In our new lair, he doesn't have much anymore <- (LMAO POOR GUY LOST HIS COLLECTION)

[oliveflavouredmenace]

((ok I might just be a pussy but-))

((MINT TOOTHPASTE HURTS MAN))

((LIKE-))

((MY MOUTH JUST HURT))

(AND NOW MY BREATHE IS COLDD-))

[thelifeeofashowgirl]

Waterproof eyeliners my beloathed

[xthunderbolt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS JINN?!

As Mahiru once said, "EXPLAIN IT TO ME, AND SAY IT SIMPLY!"

What I understood for sure is that Servamps have jinn and when they're killed, a mass of jinn explodes into the world. BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS JINN ACTUALLY?!

The most recent explanation I remember is Touma's.

But listen. We, witches, call spiritual energy ONLY the energy that comes from Spirits, not the Spirit itself. We call spiritual energy the energy they give to us when we do spells or need to channel other spirits. We call spiritual energy the residual energy left in the rooms, homes and places all around the world.

So ok, Touma says that's needed to unite the demon and the servamp, and somehow I guess it makes sense.

BUT THEN

I remembered that Kuro also talked about jinn to Mahiru, and he told him this fucking thing

"They're underclass creatures". Fine, ok, so like a lower class of spirit, I get it. So not spiritual energy?!

AND THEN IN THE SAME FUCKING CHAPTER, HUGH SAYS FUCKING THIS

"Vampires turn into jinn when they die."

Sooo... I guess this is more about subclasses instead of servamps, because in the same chapter or the other, we have Belkia saying that thing about jinn coming out of servamps when they're killed.

BUT then vampires turn into underclass creatures? And humans? Didn't I-don't-remember-who said that lives are sacrificed to create a servamp?!

And that's not all. Because remember that professor Inner Kuro also talked about jinn? He said first this –

*CRIES IN MY HEAD HURTS*

So they're... spiritual energy and together they're underclass creatures?! NANI?!?!

Also "used to materialize one's mind" makes me think of meditation, in the sense that that too is kind of a world that our Spirit Guides make for us using their and our spiritual energy.

But that's a talk for another time because Inner Kuro also said THIS

So a vampire is "jinn which bonded together and took the form of a person."

EXCUSE ME BABY WHAT THE FUCK

WASN'T THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN WHEN VAMPIRES DIE?! THEY REBORN?! REINCARNATE?!

AND IF THEY TAKE THE FORM OF A PERSON THEN WHO ACTUALLY IS THAT PERSON?! A LIVING CORPSE?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS JINN?!